Sir Nils Olav is Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian King’s Guard. How is that better than sex? Well he’s a fucking penguin. A king penguin to be precise (and ironic).
He has been in the service since 1972, despite the minor setback of dieing once in 1987, he has been kicking ass ever since.
His latest accomplishment was being knighted on August 15th 2008 with a statement from the King of Norway himself that Nils was “in every way qualified to receive the honour and dignity of knighthood”
Like a good Colonel-in-Chief, he gets to inspect the troops to weed out the weak. He is simply a badassery detector. You better cover up your love for Happy Feet around this gangster.
He has accomplished more than you ever will.
Don’t believe me? Watch the ceremony here:
Did you tear up? I teared up.
