I could make a joke about procrastinating writing this article, however I’ll wait. I’m sure I’ll get to it later. Don’t worry about it.

The beauty of procrastination comes wrapped in instant satisfaction. Why would one punish themselves willingly? To have fun later? If an evil Nazi doctor is about to pluck your eyes out, wouldn’t you attempt to persuade him to give you just a few more seconds with your lovely eyes? Procrastination is like that, and you get to keep your eyes!

Another amazing thing about procrastination is that it makes everything absolutely beautiful; it’s the miracle that allows me to stare at a wall for an hour… and make it feel great.

"I'm... admiring the masonry for my... uhh... masonry class I might be taking next year."

It will also most likely make everything on this website that much more hilarious, because it’s simply better than doing work! It’s science! As a human, we have quite the large intellectual brain, and we’re expected to work because of that (damn you dolphins for keeping under the radar!); by not working, and just enjoying ourselves, it’s like slapping Mother Nature in the face with your own free-will. You’re taking your brain back and doing what YOU want with it… which is not using it. And now you, the reader, are getting a few mentions of science, anatomy, and other smart things to make yourself feel productive while procrastinating! The perfect excuse to tell yourself!

Now go read the rest of this website, it’s educational!