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		<title>Antidote</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabe Laks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Antidote.  Antidote is all that matters now.  All that will ever matter since those things came…since The Disease.  I’m stranded here, don’t have much time.  They’ll find me soon…they’ll kill me if IT doesn’t kill me first. Antidote…antidote…there’s gotta be some here.  Goddamnit!  There has to be!  The blind man said that it was here!  [...]]]></description>
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		</p><p>Antidote.  Antidote is all that matters now.  All that will ever matter since those things came…since The Disease.  I’m stranded here, don’t have much time.  They’ll find me soon…they’ll kill me if IT doesn’t kill me first.</p>
<p>Antidote…antidote…there’s gotta be some here.  Goddamnit!  There has to be!  The blind man said that it was here!  He would be here too if…if…oh no, I just hope he’s taking care of the kids.  I just hope they’re safe.  That way they can rebuild.  Rebuild what man has destroyed.</p>
<p>Nonononono, I can feel the changes coming.  Think, think!  Why would they have a government building if there wasn’t any fucking Antidote!?  But I guess the government said a lot of things.  They said IT couldn’t get in the water.  They said the cities would be safe.  They said we could regain our humanity.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-355" title="antidote" src="http://www.thingsbetterthansex.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/antidote.png" alt="Although it might have evaporated..." width="469" height="531" /></p>
<p>Humanity.  A word that lost all meaning when I realized that <em>man</em> are the real monsters, even more so than the monsters.  Makes you think.</p>
<p>…Why is antidote better than sex, you ask?  Sex, haven’t had sex in so long.  Not since…not since Martha&#8230; Oh God, Martha!  I didn’t mean to kill her!  I didn’t want to!  All I can see is her beautiful moon shaped face ripped apart in a mass of blood and nails.  Ooooohhhhh God oh God oh God oh God.  I’m sorry.  Oh God in Heaven, I’m sorry!</p>
<p>What was that noise?  FUCK MAN, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?  …oh, a cat.</p>
<p>THE CHANGES!  Oh shit the changes!  It’s too late, I can feel my blood coagulating.  If I had only found the antidote!</p>
<p>MARTHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Raptorman (Comedy Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Brumer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife calls the police on her abusive husband, only to find out that she has been married to a raptor this entire time. Written, directed, edited by Dan Brumer Starring Ben Hain, Greg Fonda, Stephanie Kent, and Dan Brumer Cinematography by Tony Johnson]]></description>
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		</p><p>A wife calls the police on her abusive husband, only to find out that she has been married to a raptor this entire time.</p>
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Written, directed, edited by Dan Brumer<br />
Starring Ben Hain, Greg Fonda, Stephanie Kent, and Dan Brumer<br />
Cinematography by Tony Johnson</p>
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