The lightsaber is the coolest weapon in the history of the universe, a fact that nobody who has ever used one seems to appreciate. How cool are lightsabers? So cool they are still awesome even after George Lucas gave one to this guy:
Did I say 1? I meant 2. And they're still fucking awesome.
A lightsaber is a sword made of pure energy that can cut through anything, deflect lasers, and even absorb lightning. That’s right; in the armory of the gods, lightsabers are a step above Zeus’ lightning bolts. And yet, whenever a character turns one on, their first reaction is not to go cut a private entrance to the dressing room of the local strip club. In fact they almost never turn them on at all. Come on people, it’s a sword that can cut through anything! Have you ever wanted to see what the inside of Donald Trump’s office looks like? How about the vaults at Fort Knox after all the gold’s been removed (by you)? No? What do you want to see the inside of? A giant space kangaroo? Fuck you.
